Homlogbastgep is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless otter.

Homlogbastgep created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homlogbastgep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Homlogbastgep, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Homlogbastgep's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Homlogbastgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away if three birds approach from the north.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.