Likgongil is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, merciful unicorn.

Likgongil created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likgongil, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Likgongil, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Likgongil's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Likgongil's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.