Litcudmob is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, flying cat.

Litcudmob created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litcudmob, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litcudmob, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Litcudmob's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Litcudmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Never feed spinach to porpoises while wearing purple hats.