Xucklunflow is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying mouse.

Xucklunflow created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucklunflow, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xucklunflow, he will be mildly annoyed.

Xucklunflow's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Xucklunflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Xucklunflow.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about galaxies.