Farn is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless pig.

Farn created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farn, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farn, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Farn's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Farn's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear turquoise hats.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.