Nildondoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive hummingbird.

Nildondoss created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nildondoss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nildondoss, she will boil you in a big pot.

Nildondoss' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nildondoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed onions to tortoises while wearing white coats.