Vadlistpog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent bat.

Vadlistpog created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadlistpog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vadlistpog, she will be very sad.

Vadlistpog's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vadlistpog's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.