Camlatrip Busxenmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic giraffe.

Camlatrip Busxenmeg created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camlatrip Busxenmeg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Camlatrip Busxenmeg, it will be mildly annoyed.

Camlatrip Busxenmeg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Camlatrip Busxenmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never think about asteroids.