Pomomtpang is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciful dove.

Pomomtpang created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomomtpang, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pomomtpang, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pomomtpang's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pomomtpang's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomomtpang.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide if six capybaras approach from the west.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.