Kadbudpad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, stupid toad.

Kadbudpad created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadbudpad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kadbudpad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kadbudpad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Kadbudpad's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Never laugh in the presence of voles.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.
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