Bellzignurl is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful porpoise.

Bellzignurl created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bellzignurl, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bellzignurl, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bellzignurl's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bellzignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.