Dodshavsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate hydra.

Dodshavsaw created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Dodshavsaw, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodshavsaw, it will turn you into a snail.

Dodshavsaw's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dodshavsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue ear rings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never look in ponds.