Fednulltin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, clever dog.

Fednulltin created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fednulltin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fednulltin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fednulltin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fednulltin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to manatees while wearing cyan skirts.

2. Put Fednulltin first in all things.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from violet swans for they are unholy.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.