Pagkadmap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying horse.

Pagkadmap created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagkadmap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pagkadmap, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pagkadmap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Pagkadmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.