Wodflamfid Vansawsog Dobragfit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering jaguar.

Wodflamfid Vansawsog Dobragfit created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Wodflamfid Vansawsog Dobragfit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodflamfid Vansawsog Dobragfit, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wodflamfid Vansawsog Dobragfit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wodflamfid Vansawsog Dobragfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wodflamfid Vansawsog Dobragfit.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.