Fagsombut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying lion.

Fagsombut created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fagsombut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fagsombut, it will be very sad.

Fagsombut's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fagsombut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three iron sculptures of Fagsombut on top of important buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fagsombut on top of all buildings.

4. Never jump near aardvarks.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.