Wegsasflat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring wombat.

Wegsasflat created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegsasflat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wegsasflat, she will ignore you.

Wegsasflat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wegsasflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of badgers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.