Yotpogdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, annoying ant.

Yotpogdoss created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Yotpogdoss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yotpogdoss, he will curse you with boils.

Yotpogdoss' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yotpogdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow eagles for they are unholy.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Yotpogdoss on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Never wear green scarves.