Bassbellfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional owl.

Bassbellfoss created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassbellfoss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bassbellfoss, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bassbellfoss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bassbellfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Bassbellfoss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Put Bassbellfoss first in all things.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Always help porpoises in need.