Govbadhud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous ant.

Govbadhud created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govbadhud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Govbadhud, she will throw large rocks at you.

Govbadhud's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Govbadhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.