Sterstigdussfubwigqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing deer.

Sterstigdussfubwigqueeg created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterstigdussfubwigqueeg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sterstigdussfubwigqueeg, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sterstigdussfubwigqueeg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sterstigdussfubwigqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of cats.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the west.

5. Never look at asteroids.