Miprakdoss is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish wyrm.
Miprakdoss created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Miprakdoss, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in Miprakdoss, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Miprakdoss' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Miprakdoss' Holy Commandments
1. Always help squirrels in need.
2. Never eat garlic.
3. You must pray to Miprakdoss three times a day.
4. Always treat manatees with great respect.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.