Habganpag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair grasshopper.

Habganpag created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Habganpag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Habganpag, it will turn you into a worm.

Habganpag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Habganpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never eat bark.