Nuttpaghud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy pig.

Nuttpaghud created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpaghud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nuttpaghud, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nuttpaghud's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nuttpaghud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always obey Nuttpaghud's priests.

5. Never wear corsets.