Disswigtighom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless weasel.

Disswigtighom created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disswigtighom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Disswigtighom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Disswigtighom's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Disswigtighom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never talk about fire.