Ragzodtap Tunsadhat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, staggering bird.

Ragzodtap Tunsadhat created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragzodtap Tunsadhat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ragzodtap Tunsadhat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ragzodtap Tunsadhat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Ragzodtap Tunsadhat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never wear purple ear rings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Do not sing in public.