Betfabnill is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous parrot.

Betfabnill created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betfabnill, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Betfabnill, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Betfabnill's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Betfabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Never talk about black holes.