Komsadyart is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-confident goat.

Komsadyart created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komsadyart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Komsadyart, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Komsadyart's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Komsadyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always help sick monkeys.