Mipgonwad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful wasp.

Mipgonwad created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipgonwad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mipgonwad, it will destroy your favourite star.

Mipgonwad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mipgonwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Never mention moths.