Fodbidbag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain turtle.

Fodbidbag created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Fodbidbag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fodbidbag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fodbidbag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fodbidbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Hide from gray manatees for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Always stare at clouds.