Xemmotflow is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful fox.

Xemmotflow created water four years ago.

If you believe in Xemmotflow, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xemmotflow, it will turn you into a sheep.

Xemmotflow's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Xemmotflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.