Fligflampad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart butterfly.

Fligflampad created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligflampad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fligflampad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fligflampad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fligflampad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.