Febdabfed is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent snake.

Febdabfed created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Febdabfed, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febdabfed, it will destroy your home planet.

Febdabfed's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Febdabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.