Lenarfbus is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust lizard.

Lenarfbus created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenarfbus, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lenarfbus, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lenarfbus' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lenarfbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the north.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.