Cublimbop is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, emotional penguin.

Cublimbop created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Cublimbop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cublimbop, she will be very sad.

Cublimbop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cublimbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always stare at clouds.