Logdogdin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, grumpy dove.

Logdogdin created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Logdogdin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Logdogdin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Logdogdin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Logdogdin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Logdogdin.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.