Wigfas is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, generous crow.

Wigfas created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wigfas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wigfas, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wigfas' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Wigfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never laugh near doves.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never look in ponds.