Bimsugrow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional sheep.

Bimsugrow created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimsugrow, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bimsugrow, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bimsugrow's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bimsugrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimsugrow.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not take Bimsugrow's name in vain.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.