Sawnelyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind mouse.

Sawnelyat created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawnelyat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sawnelyat, she will turn you into a worm.

Sawnelyat's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sawnelyat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sawnelyat seven times a day.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.
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