Maphugliststanxucsin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving troll.

Maphugliststanxucsin created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Maphugliststanxucsin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Maphugliststanxucsin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Maphugliststanxucsin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Maphugliststanxucsin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always obey Maphugliststanxucsin's priests.

5. Always wear turquoise.