Mapquatnakraw is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody butterfly.

Mapquatnakraw created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mapquatnakraw, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mapquatnakraw, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mapquatnakraw's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mapquatnakraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.