Gebflanmis is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fast wombat.

Gebflanmis created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebflanmis, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gebflanmis, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gebflanmis' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gebflanmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.