Fenfomhub is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, emotional dryad.

Fenfomhub created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenfomhub, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fenfomhub, it will destroy your home planet.

Fenfomhub's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fenfomhub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about moths.