Nurgomtetti is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent mole.

Nurgomtetti created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurgomtetti, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurgomtetti, he will be very unhappy.

Nurgomtetti's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nurgomtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not commit murder.