Pod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, cheerful wasp.

Pod created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pod, he will refuse to believe in you.

Pod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pod's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help snails.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.