Jammiffun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, passionate snake.

Jammiffun created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jammiffun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jammiffun, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jammiffun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Jammiffun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sit near grasshopers.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.