Listbedwig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical hummingbird.

Listbedwig created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Listbedwig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Listbedwig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Listbedwig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Listbedwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.