Bellrawzan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable salamander.

Bellrawzan created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellrawzan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bellrawzan, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bellrawzan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bellrawzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Bellrawzan loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never sit near snails.

5. Do not shave your neck.
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