Bedgutwan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive chicken.

Bedgutwan created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bedgutwan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bedgutwan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bedgutwan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bedgutwan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bedgutwan.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.