Joncimnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful slug.

Joncimnurt created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Joncimnurt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Joncimnurt, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Joncimnurt's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Joncimnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Never feed oranges to mice while wearing fawn kilts.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Run away if five squirrels approach from the south.

5. Never write about moons.